Look! G.I. Jose------->

Hi. I'm a person. I want it to be summer. My friends are coming over and I'm wearing boxers and an old Kurt Cobain tee shirt. I want to give you a play by play of my life. I made chicken salad, followed up by a pan of brownies. Then I went into my room and danced for awhile. Came back downstairs to cool off and sat on my dog. When he got mad at me I sat up and went to my kitchen to get some bandaids to put on the blisters on my ankles. Then I watched this Family Guy episode and watched the part where Peter was a sock puppet yelling at Chris to not get him a tie for his birthday. Now I'm sitting here typing on my keyboard, waiting for my friends to come and sit on my lawn with me. Holy T-Rex! JAMES WOODS. Well I'm going to get going.

PEACE.

Whoop Whoop..

"Me never kno you saw ya master the saxophone". Yay. I'm addicted to another song yet again. But thats alright. So my weekend was pretty hectic and just trying to regain my energy and I'm messing around with the things on my keyboards. AKA the keys. Man I just can get sick of things so easy. Spring fever has taken over my mind and it's all I can think about really. And the fact that so many people missed the boat. By that I mean having self-confidence and being yourself and not trying to gain so much attention. It is starting to get under my skin, when I know it shouldn't. It's quite silly too because I use my blog as my thoughts sometimes. The thoughts in my head...yeah. When I see overly obnoxious people that scream and think they are hilarious, it makes me laugh and throw up at the same time. I really like my sense of humor and I know I'm funny, because people actually "laugh" at what I say, other than just stare at me or walk away awkardly. It's like "Hey, look at me I'm a loner that screams like Gary Busey when hes mad and, I laugh at myself because I'm the only one that will." Really? We are going to play this card for the rest of our lives because you don't know how else to get attention. And yet again girls are becoming more and more of what the media wants them to be. The girls that mess around with tons of guys and know they look good and use their looks to get things. And yet again, where is your self respect? Someday your going to be lonely because all the men in your life will know that you never really cared for them, you just lead them on and pretended to like them just for fun.Just because you knew you could pull it off. They are going to never want to be close to you again, when they finally realize what your all about. You may have your good looks now, but in the long run and in "real" relationships that doesn't really matter to good people. Just please grow up and stop. I'm sick of telling people that.

PEACE.

Standing at the Shore...

Why hello, it's time for me to blog about how music makes me go a big rubbery one. If you don't know what that means...music makes me emotionally hyped. Empire of the Sun, godly masterminds behind the album "Walking On A Dream" with a psychadelic pop sound with a hint of 80's retro sound, they simply amaze me. I first got interested in them when I found a recommendation on Genius(Itunes App). I am desperately trying to find more bands with this sound. Bands like MGMT, The Radio Dept, Digitialism and Radiohead. I just can't believe how music can make you so happy and make you want to become a silver painted ballerina on a disco dancefloor! Ugh!!!!! I'm going to go dance now.
PEACE OUT GIRL TROUT!

I love Demetri

Here are some radical Demetri Martin jokes.....He is one of the most talented, inspiring comedians I have ever heard! 1. Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!” “U2 Rocks!” I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay.”... “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”... “This is a bridge!” 2. “Employee of the month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. 3. Sort of” is such a harmless thing to say. But after certain things, “soft of” means everything. Like “I love you” or “You’re going to live.” 4. Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I’m not doing that again until I’m a black belt. Because I can tell you there’s a difference between taking karate and receiving karate. 5. I used this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” Because sometimes when I’m having toast I like to be incredulous. “How was breakfast?” “Unbelievable” If you have never heard of him before every Wednesday on Comedy Central, he has a TV show called Important Things With Demetri Martin

Second question........

Alright....
The second question I have is...Why do people say "Oh nice!" After anything you say. It's like they can't find another phrase or are even listening to a word you say. And their so used to saying "Oh nice!" that they have no idea. Okay, scenario....*Fake* As I walk up to my friend completely dragging on empty, bags under my eyes, zombie-like posture...I say to her..."You wouldn't believe the night I had. First, I had homework in every class! And before I could get to my house my car broke down, and a group of thugs came and took all my money and my valuables from my car. When they were done robbing me, one of them looked me in the face and called me ugly! Then, I had to walk seven miles home in the freezing cold. I didn't get home till eleven at night, so I didn't sleep one bit." And she replies........"Oh nice!"
Okay wha..? Wh..wha..what did you just say? That wasn't nice at all! Not even the slightest bit of nice was part of my horrific evening!
It really bugs me...(not trying to rant on..or anything)..when people have no manners and don't take into consideration what your actually saying. And its like their only waiting for their turn to talk or to tell you something and they completely block out what you say. Really guys? Be considerate or listen once in awhile.
PEACE!

First Question Please..

Okay...

New approach at my blog...

Random question writing..

First question I wanted to ask was....

Do you think chefs and cooks critic their food at restaurants?

I mean if I was a chef and I ordered food, and they came out with something that looked like fancy feast cat food with a slice of green pepper on top; I would be pretty upset. I could of made myself something gourmet at home, with no cost at all. Just think about it, do you think they are constantly judging other chefs? I could just picture this....A chef gets his steak medium rare at a restaurant...And is thinking in his head..."Wow what is this?!?! I feel like I'm eating barbed wire inside a tortilla made of corn husks!" Me I wouldn't want to constantly make my own great food at home..but it would save a lot of money. Well that is the first question I wanted to my blog...If you have any questions that you think should be discussed..just tell me!

PEACE!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE!

MARRY ME!!!!

I know I always say this.......

<----Andrew Vanwyngarden(Lead singer MGMT) And.......Edward Norton(Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, Primal Fear)---------------->

Aren't I silly?