I love Demetri

Here are some radical Demetri Martin jokes.....He is one of the most talented, inspiring comedians I have ever heard! 1. Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!” “U2 Rocks!” I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay.”... “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”... “This is a bridge!” 2. “Employee of the month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. 3. Sort of” is such a harmless thing to say. But after certain things, “soft of” means everything. Like “I love you” or “You’re going to live.” 4. Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I’m not doing that again until I’m a black belt. Because I can tell you there’s a difference between taking karate and receiving karate. 5. I used this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” Because sometimes when I’m having toast I like to be incredulous. “How was breakfast?” “Unbelievable” If you have never heard of him before every Wednesday on Comedy Central, he has a TV show called Important Things With Demetri Martin