I love Demetri

Here are some radical Demetri Martin jokes.....He is one of the most talented, inspiring comedians I have ever heard! 1. Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!” “U2 Rocks!” I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay.”... “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”... “This is a bridge!” 2. “Employee of the month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. 3. Sort of” is such a harmless thing to say. But after certain things, “soft of” means everything. Like “I love you” or “You’re going to live.” 4. Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I’m not doing that again until I’m a black belt. Because I can tell you there’s a difference between taking karate and receiving karate. 5. I used this product called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” Because sometimes when I’m having toast I like to be incredulous. “How was breakfast?” “Unbelievable” If you have never heard of him before every Wednesday on Comedy Central, he has a TV show called Important Things With Demetri Martin

Second question........

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The second question I have is...Why do people say "Oh nice!" After anything you say. It's like they can't find another phrase or are even listening to a word you say. And their so used to saying "Oh nice!" that they have no idea. Okay, scenario....*Fake* As I walk up to my friend completely dragging on empty, bags under my eyes, zombie-like posture...I say to her..."You wouldn't believe the night I had. First, I had homework in every class! And before I could get to my house my car broke down, and a group of thugs came and took all my money and my valuables from my car. When they were done robbing me, one of them looked me in the face and called me ugly! Then, I had to walk seven miles home in the freezing cold. I didn't get home till eleven at night, so I didn't sleep one bit." And she replies........"Oh nice!"
Okay wha..? Wh..wha..what did you just say? That wasn't nice at all! Not even the slightest bit of nice was part of my horrific evening!
It really bugs me...(not trying to rant on..or anything)..when people have no manners and don't take into consideration what your actually saying. And its like their only waiting for their turn to talk or to tell you something and they completely block out what you say. Really guys? Be considerate or listen once in awhile.
PEACE!